YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF

Dex christened the Tao after the detached cool exhibited by three Steves of the world, Steve McQueen, Steve Austin from The Six Million Dollar Man, and Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-0.

The Tao itself is the philosophy that Dex employs to succeed sexually with women. It consists of three rules:

1. Eliminate your desires.
2. Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.
3. Retreat, for as Martin Heidegger said, “We pursue that which retreats from us”.

Or, as Dave later recaps it:

1. Be desireless
2. Be excellent
3. Be gone

sup Brodeep!

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